Once you’re ready get in contact with screening information and a few details about what you have in mind for our date. When would you like to meet, for how long, and where? We can connect at my place, your downtown Toronto hotel, or perhaps I recommend an esteemed eatery to kick off our time together.
My place is in Toronto’s Financial District near the intersection of Richmond St. and University Ave. The Shangri-La Hotel and Momofuko Noodle Bar are two local landmarks you can use to orient your GPS or Uber driver. To protect discretion I do not provide my exact address prior to meeting.
While I maintain my belief in the essential goodness of humanity, I also must confront the nasty realities of the material world, which unfortunately includes some pretty unsavoury characters. Don’t take it personal. Relax! I know your mom thinks you’re a great guy but I’m going to need to check for myself so as to ensure you’re not a serial killer or, worse, a Nickelback fan. Don’t fret, though, the screening process is super simple and painless.
Send just ONE of the following:
The name, website, and email address of a companion from your past who can vouch for you as a reference OR
Your name and a work phone number that I can use to reach you through the company switchboard/receptionist OR
Your name and room number that I can use to reach you through the hotel front desk OR
A 50% deposit on our date made by Paypal or Interac transfer along with a phone number I can use to reach you for a brief chat.
Rest assured that your information is solely for my confidential pleasure. You can trust me to keep your secrets. However, if submitting to screening stresses you out, I wish you the best of luck in finding your best match even I’m not the one.
I’m not here to convince you that you’re setting yourself up for disappointment if you settle for someone who neglects to screen you beforehand. What does that say about your mutual safety and discretion? That’s your perogative. But I am confident that strict adherence to these screening requirements afford me and those close to me a sense of comfort and security that I am unwilling to compromise. This leap of faith is required to make the magic happen.
You may also note that since Canada (AG) v. Bedford what happens among consenting adults behind closed doors here in the Free North is entirely lawful.
1000/ The ideal way to enjoy each other is to book off the entire afternoon or evening from “The Real World” and craft a local adventure. Food and drink in the company of a charming friend (you!) is always a strong preference of mine but I’m open to suggestion. Maybe we catch a show, a movie, or you have an even better idea I haven’t thought of yet.
950/ Since losing track of time together isn’t always possible let’s opt for an extended three hour affair.
700/ Two hours to escape into each other.
600/ Sometimes all you need is 90 minutes of bliss.
450/ How much fun can we fit into one hour?
Provide complete screening information within your first three emails and get an automatic 15% off all donations :-)